Whatsapp SMS Jokes

Ek dum Gareeb joke:
Teacher to Boy:
Nalayak, Class Mein Din Bhar
Ladkiyon Ke Saath
Itni Baatein Kyu Karta Rehta Hai?
Boy:
Sir, Mein Buhut Garib Hu.
Mere Mobile me Whatsappp Nahi Hai